Looking for something a little more dramatic than naming your ex after a cockroach to get revenge this Valentine's Day? The 1,000-pound brown bears at Oregon's Wildlife Images animal rehabilitation center have you covered.
"Did you fall hook, line, and sinker for someone who broke your heart?" the facility wrote on its website. "Kodi & Yak would love to help you get your revenge!"
Donors will receive a certificate, as well as photos of the bears "destroying your ex," the center said.
If you'd rather pay tribute to a special someone, the nonprofit also is offering its "A Great Catch" promotion.
"Have you found a keeper?!" the facility's website asks. "Send them some extra love and support a healthy diet for our brown bears by providing a salmon in your sweetheart’s honor! In exchange for a $20 donation, we’ll provide you with a special certificate, and photos of Kodi and Yak enjoying your salmon!"