RAY: I'm going with option 2, Pat.
You never expected your 2002 Saturn to last 333,333 miles. And neither did Saturn. To be fair, we do get occasional letters from Saturn owners who have very-high-mileage cars and who sing their economic, if not aesthetic, praises.
I tend to think those rare, high-mileage Saturns have more to do with the owners themselves, who are very conscientious, gentle drivers and would probably make any vehicle they drive last for decades. But that’s a Ph.D. thesis for another day.
If the vast majority of your driving involves short trips and low to modest speeds, there’s no reason you couldn’t keep driving your old Saturn if you want to, Pat.
But I doubt you’re just moseying around town. Why? Because, according to my calculations, you’re driving about 20,000 miles a year. And what you’re missing during all those hours every day you spend in that car are the vastly improved safety features that newer cars now have.
Structural protection is better. There are airbags galore in modern cars – side bags, head bags, knee bags, wind bags. Oh, wait, that’s me.
There’s automatic emergency braking that applies the brakes if you don’t see a hazard and react in time. There’s lane-keeping assistance that nudges you back between the lines if you drift. There’s blind spot monitoring that tells you if someone is pulling up alongside you on either side.
You may be more enlightened, Pat, but you’re less safe than the relatives who are urging you to update your wheels – either out of love or, more likely, embarrassment.
Or maybe it’s the aroma in the car that your relatives can’t stand, Pat. You may have become inured to the Saturn’s old car smell sometime during the past 250,000 miles. And we haven’t even mentioned the improvements in pollution controls or fuel economy. Or the seat and steering wheel warmers.
If you do decide to upgrade (and rest assured, you’ve gotten every penny out of your Saturn), be sure to get every available safety feature on your new car.
It’s likely you’ll be writing to us again in 2037 asking if you really need to upgrade your 2020 Kia to a battery-powered hovercraft. And loading up on the latest safety equipment will put off your next rendezvous with obsolescence a little bit longer.