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Cop reports we love

March 10, 2010

• Setting a new standard for stupefied

March 2, 2010

• No, we are not as dumb as you are

February 23, 2010

• Perhaps he didn't know there were witnesses

February 16, 2010

• The strange tale of mysterious enemies and a bullet-riddled garage

February 10, 2010

• No apparent difference between perception and reality

February 9, 2010

• All he said was "Ouch"

February 8, 2010

• Stupid on so many levels

February 4, 2010

• The downside to being spontaneous

January 26, 2010

• Stupid is no way to go through life

January 20, 2010

• Wasted and wasting time

January 19, 2010

• Same family, different stories, same result -- jail

January 15, 2010

• A pain in the neck and tough to swallow

January 12, 2010

• You may call it something else, sir. The rest of us know better.

January 6, 2010

• Poor devil missed New Year's Eve

December 31, 2009

• Tip for tonight: Give your bank card to a friend to bail you out

December 23, 2009

• I curse you, officer, curse you!

December 16, 2009

• Here's a tip: Don't be stupid

December 15, 2009

• Sometimes the gall simply amazes you

December 9, 2009

• I only resisted a little

December 1, 2009

• Perhaps someone is gaming the system

November 24, 2009

• Three stories: same ending

November 23, 2009

• Oh, the humanity

November 17, 2009

• If stupidity were illegal

October 27, 2009

• There's more disturbing here than just the music

October 20, 2009

• The tale of the Good Car Fairy

October 13, 2009

• The answer is ... Yes

October 6, 2009

• TV assaulted. Police believe it was an innocent by-stander

September 29, 2009

• Oh, yes he is

September 22, 2009

• A county-sponsored vacation may be in this man's future

September 8, 2009

• More fun with alcohol

September 1, 2009

• Yo, dude, you forgot something!

August 25, 2009

• Underage, drunk and dumb

August 18, 2009

• Fun with booze: If only you could remember

August 11, 2009

• Fun with firearms or would you like fries with your .38?

July 28, 2009

• No good deed -- though misguided -- goes unpunished

July 22, 2009

• I pay taxes, therefore the flowers are mine

July 21, 2009

• The family that fights together, goes to jail together

July 14, 2009

• She wasn't drunk

July 7, 2009

• An almost who-done-it

July 1, 2009

• Something fishy here and something very sad

June 23, 2009

• The downside of being 'young and dumb'

June 17, 2009

• Bad things happen when you smoke crack

June 9, 2009

• A sad tale. It would have been worst had it been a real beer

June 3, 2009

• So many answers, all of them wrong

May 26, 2009

• A night of surprises for one gentleman

May 20, 2009

• From steak to hamburger, a lesson that goes unlearned

May 12, 2009

• Taking care of business

May 5, 2009

• A new entry in the pantheon of comic book heroes

April 28, 2009

• Is forgetfulness a disease?

April 21, 2009

• It was all a matter of semantics

April 14, 2009

• Denial is not just a river in Egypt

April 13, 2009

• So just who are you again?