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Opening Friday: Inside Man, Stay Alive, Larry the Cable Guy
Friday’s new movies bring a bank heist thriller, a teen horror thriller (Yes, ANOTHER one) and a visit from the cable guy that is not Jim Carrey. Looks like one out of three will have to do.
Inside Man: This movie uses pretty simple math as its lure. Denzel Washington + Jodie Foster + Clive Owen x director Spike Lee= I’m so there. Review forthcoming Friday.
Larry the Cable Guy - Health Inspector: This may be the world’s most contradictory title the way Ernest Scared Stupid was redundant, because I am thoroughly sick of the phrase “Git R Duuunnnn!” Git me to Cars’ release date! I’m willing to put up with Larry in a Pixar movie.
Stay Alive: Time for more movie math: Frankie Muniz + teen horror=what the hey? The tagline of the movie is “You Die in the Game, You Die for Real.” Hmmm….nah, doesn’t remind me of The Matrix at all.
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By SRCputt
March 24, 2006 10:05 AM | Link to this
Some films are begging for smart aleck responses. Like: “Git R Dun? I thought he was saying Git R Dumb!” Or: “In the movie, it’s Stay Alive! In the theater, it’s Stay Awake!”